Tooth Paste? Yes!

A taste of impulsive and explosive advertising. Look! Features! Qualities! Amazing! Not the average infomercial!

I actually dig this kind of stuff, it's the ultra excited approach to advertising.

"Are you an excited southerner?"

"I BET YOU ARE! AND YOU'LL LOVE JUICE IN A CAN! THAT'S RIGHT, JUICE, IN A CAN!"

Excited yet? Maybe if large boisterous writing excites you AND what they are talking about is ruining, or you think is ruining, your life.

"YOU'RE RIGHT! It's those boxed drinks ruining me! I need THE CAN!"