Toast advertising?

I've been harping on this at every oppurtunity I've gotten but I think it could bear some more harp.

The future of diner advertising. To ensure that no one but the blind can avoid an ad, I unveil to you technology applied to marketing: toast advertising.



This will put the branding of choice on to the toast. Do to it's digital burning techniques it could even be a live broadcast ad burned. It's the toast of the future.