Industustrially Personal

One note I make on this is wrong source or off source.

"You are fully re-assured that this dentifrice is the best and will do all you could ever have wanted. Why can you trust me? Because I'm an industrial chemical corporation."

"You should also go to every dentist and shop wearing pearls and everything you could imagine buying in a million years."

It's industrially reassuring, that's why it poses its self as so personal, because it was written by someone who is believing himself to be the corporation he's writing for.